Hello. Do I know you? You look really familiar… have I met you before?
LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE THEY ARE
I call this look Blue Steel. Pretty original, huh?
That’s okay. I’m sort of into someone anyways. Her name is Maggie. She’s sort of my best friend’s favorite adopted Asian sister, but she’s really hot and smart and funny and she can make a mean lasagna. Which is weird, because that’s Italian.
There is a story that as Magellan rounded South America, the natives couldn’t see his tall ships. It was only after his longboats were launched could the Incas actually see them an by then… it was too late.
One tribe, however, had a shaman who was open to the possibility of new things. He could see the ships and described them to his fellow natives, who then also saw the approaching caravels.
The GhostFacers are that shaman. We open people’s eyes to the truth: that ghosts do, in fact, exist. That a shadow world surrounds us all and it is just out of our sight because, just like those Incas, most people can’t conceive of these terrors actually existing. But they do, dear reader. And we have seen them."
Oh. Well, I’m sorry I’m not in your bed? *awkward shifts feet* I don’t sleep around with people, so yeah…
Well that’s a relief! I’m not into guys, so I’m glad I won’t haev to turn a fan down!
How are ya doing Ms. Anon?
Oh… Thanks! 'That doesn't really make sense, but I guess I have to roll with it! It's not like I get this sort of attention all the time…'
If you don’t mind me asking, are you a Mr. or Mrs./Ms. anon?
Er, hi anon… why are you licking me?